no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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