my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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