she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Randomize
