tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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