i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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