I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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