I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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