Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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