yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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