3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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