This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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