Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Randomize