Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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