You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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