real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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