like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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