Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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