In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize