I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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