in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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