No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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