she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
