Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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