I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Can Purell be used as lube?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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