Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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