is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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