so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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