i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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