Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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