what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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