i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
How's work?
Spinning.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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