yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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