Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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