The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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