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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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