ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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