Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize