Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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