New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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