guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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