I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
So. Much. Porn.
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