i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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