I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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