awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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