yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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