question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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