Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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