My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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