Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
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