I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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