You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
