i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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